|Leader||Chancellor Mark Chirake|
The United Kingdom of Santiland Repubilc is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Mark Chirake with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.31 billion Santilandishes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenport. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Santilandish economy, worth 820 trillion Santilandish dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,276 Santilandish dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, Santilandish tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santiland Repubilc's national animal is the Beluga Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Santiland Repubilc's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Santiland Repubilc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Santiland Repubilc published "Chancellor William A. Douglas" (Factbook: Politics).
- : Santiland Repubilc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Santiland Repubilc was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Craiglang.
- : Santiland Repubilc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Santiland Repubilc lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
- : Santiland Repubilc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Santiland Repubilc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Santiland Repubilc was endorsed by The Republic of Miklania.