The State of Sao Paulo de Loanda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.622 billion Sao Paulo de Loandans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The powerhouse Sao Paulo de Loandan economy, worth 737 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 35,775 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 122,739 per year while the poor average 7,653, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Sao Paulo de Loanda has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Sao Paulo de Loanda in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sao Paulo de Loanda's national animal is the deer.

Sao Paulo de Loanda is ranked 260,869^th in the world and 465^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.51 law-abiding acts per hour.