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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,431stMost Devout: 12,932ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,483rd
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Sarah is being Kneady

Population1.584 billion


The Principality of Sarah is being Kneady is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 1.584 billion Sarah is being Kneadyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sarah is being Kneadyian economy, worth 68.4 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,183 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, surveillance cameras are banned, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Sarah is being Kneady. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarah is being Kneady's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarah is being Kneady is ranked 119,126th in the world and 2,645th in Artificial Solar System for Fattest Citizens, with 9.9 Obesity Rate.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,431stTop
Most Devout: 12,932ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,483rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 177th in the regionNicest Citizens: 233rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 274th in the regionMost Inclusive: 480th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 495th in the region

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