|Leader||The Saralonian Council|
|Currency||Saralonian Pakt Mark|
The Communist Confederation of Saralonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Saralonian Council with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.075 billion Saralonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth 568 trillion Saralonian Pakt Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,853 Saralonian Pakt Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Saralonian, every week is blindness awareness week, a degree in The Saralonian Council Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saralonia's influence in Warschauer Pakt rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Saralonia endorsed The Socialist Federal Republic of Schillikia.
- : Saralonia relocated from The Socialist Conglomerate of the Milky to Warschauer Pakt.
- : Saralonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
- : Saralonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Saralonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, a degree in The Saralonian Council Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Saralonian.
Endorsements Received: None.