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Satroju

Population7.489 billion

CapitalJurojo

CurrencyJaro
AnimalWolf

The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.489 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,954 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, builders across Satroju are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 35,857th in the world and 460th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,261.46181071948 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 486thSafest: 529thLargest Welfare Programs: 633rdMost Developed: 680thMost Compassionate Citizens: 690thNicest Citizens: 704thLongest Average Lifespans: 733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 734thHealthiest Citizens: 821stMost Inclusive: 923rdLowest Crime Rates: 965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,004thBest Weather: 1,028thHighest Food Quality: 1,050thMost Pacifist: 1,081stLargest Governments: 1,196thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,544thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,016thMost Cultured: 2,021stSmartest Citizens: 2,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,266thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,325thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,797thTop
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Most Influential: 3,556thHighest Average Incomes: 5,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,187thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,245thMost Secular: 12,282ndHighest Economic Output: 13,295thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,899thNudest: 18,118thMost Patriotic: 18,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,535thMost Income Equality: 28,771st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 195th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionMost Influential: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 239th in the regionMost Secular: 262nd in the regionNudest: 275th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 287th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 311th in the regionRudest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 361st in the regionMost Politically Free: 373rd in the regionMost Stationary: 460th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satroju voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, builders across Satroju are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Satroju, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Satroju voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".

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