Population | 7.489 billion |
Capital | Jurojo |
Currency | Jaro |
Animal | Wolf |
The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.489 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,954 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, builders across Satroju are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Satroju is ranked 35,857th in the world and 460th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,261.46181071948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Satroju voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, builders across Satroju are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Satroju voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
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