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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 904thMost Influential: 1,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,189th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
It ain't much, but it's honest work
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Sattelbach

Population2.093 billion

CapitalSattelbach
LeaderSachem niklkanikl
Faithnone

CurrencyThaler
AnimalWürttemberger

The People's Republic of Sattelbach is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sachem niklkanikl with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.093 billion Sattelbachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sattelbach. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sattelbachian economy, worth 131 trillion Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 62,934 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sattelbach's national animal is the Württemberger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Sattelbach is ranked 239,871st in the world and 9,079th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 904thMost Influential: 1,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,189thTop
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Safest: 6,171stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,819thBest Weather: 8,720thMost Pacifist: 9,569thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,465thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,237thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,585thLowest Crime Rates: 12,980thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,326thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,593rdMost Inclusive: 15,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,130thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,777thMost Secular: 20,967thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,042ndMost Cultured: 21,815thNicest Citizens: 23,407thMost Income Equality: 23,827th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 352nd in the regionSafest: 356th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 543rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 559th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 624th in the regionMost Influential: 644th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 682nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 706th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 711th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 725th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 727th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 758th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 760th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 810th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 844th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 860th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 900th in the regionMost Inclusive: 928th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sattelbach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Sattelbach voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Sattelbach was endorsed by The Republic of Morcusa Clicanskaukk.
  • : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Sattelbach, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.

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