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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,759thHealthiest Citizens: 13,860thBest Weather: 14,401st
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Savonian Socialists

Population442 million

CapitalMikkeli

Currencymarkka
AnimalCoregonus albula

The People's Republic of Savonian Socialists is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 442 million Savonian Socialists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikkeli. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Savonian Socialist economy, worth 35.9 trillion markkaa a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,330 markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The entire entry for Savonian Socialists in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Savonian Socialists, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savonian Socialists's national animal is the Coregonus albula, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Savonian Socialists is ranked 178,747th in the world and 1st in Videlicet Proletarianae Tellus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,759thHealthiest Citizens: 13,860thBest Weather: 14,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,252ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,559thMost Secular: 18,742nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Savonian Socialists.
  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, the entire entry for Savonian Socialists in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants.
  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
  • : Savonian Socialists voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Savonian Socialists voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Savonian Socialists, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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