by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,292ndNicest Citizens: 9,434th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Through Strength, We Prosper
Samo Augustus
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Sawfinn

Population3.017 billion

CapitalHammerhead
LeaderSamo Augustus

CurrencyDollar
AnimalShark

The Empire of Sawfinn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Samo Augustus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.017 billion Sawfinnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammerhead. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sawfinnian economy, worth 290 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,147 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, gossip magazines have pictures of Samo Augustus sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sawfinn's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sawfinn is ranked 135,264th in the world and 6,331st in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 14.05 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,292ndNicest Citizens: 9,434thMost Secular: 10,356thTop
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Safest: 10,448thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,553rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,873rdMost Inclusive: 12,314thMost Pacifist: 12,372ndMost Influential: 13,597thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,175thSmartest Citizens: 17,715thBest Weather: 17,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,199thHealthiest Citizens: 18,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,472ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,674thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,391stMost Cultured: 20,603rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,874th
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5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 270th in the regionNicest Citizens: 273rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 284th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 285th in the regionSafest: 347th in the regionMost Inclusive: 365th in the regionMost Secular: 367th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 434th in the regionMost Pacifist: 443rd in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 459th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 465th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 470th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 475th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 502nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 512th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 515th in the regionMost Cultured: 536th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 539th in the regionBest Weather: 540th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 562nd in the regionMost Stationary: 599th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 613th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 618th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 630th in the regionMost Influential: 667th in the regionMost Developed: 715th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 735th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 783rd in the regionLargest Governments: 806th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 806th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 811th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 838th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 892nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sawfinn was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
  • : Sawfinn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Sawfinn was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
  • : Following new legislation in Sawfinn, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Sawfinn, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Sawfinn, gossip magazines have pictures of Samo Augustus sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Sawfinn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Sawfinn was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Flying Snow.
  • : Sawfinn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Sawfinn, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.

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