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Saynixia

Population885 million

CapitalNaxia

CurrencyNaria
AnimalElephant

The Colony of Saynixia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 885 million Saynixians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naxia. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saynixian economy, worth 112 trillion Narias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,640 Narias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Saynixia in an international press conference, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saynixia's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saynixia is ranked 80,674th in the world and 2,377th in the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,336.74 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,190thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,321stMost Developed: 14,447thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,505thLowest Crime Rates: 14,899thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,996thLargest Mining Sector: 17,369thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,626thLargest Governments: 18,820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,066thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,598thHighest Average Incomes: 19,784thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,631st
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Most Secular: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 255th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 337th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 373rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 390th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 402nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 404th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 413th in the regionLargest Governments: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 487th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 499th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 500th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 505th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 525th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 562nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 575th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 654th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, Leader has just been declared ruler of Saynixia in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Saynixian bee.
  • : Saynixia changed its national currency to "Naria".
  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, Elephants that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
  • : Saynixia lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Saynixia, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.

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