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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 304thMost Armed: 379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 393rd
The Confederate States of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Jeremy Clarkson
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Scandinavian Nations

Population27.966 billion

CapitalEboladrome
LeaderJeremy Clarkson
FaithGrand Tour

Currencycubic inch
Animalsupercar

The Confederate States of Scandinavian Nations is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jeremy Clarkson with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.966 billion Scandinavian Gearheads are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eboladrome. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Scandinavian Gearhead economy, worth a remarkable 9,832 trillion cubic inches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 351,569 cubic inches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,434,147 per year while the poor average 57,137, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Jeremy Clarkson wears an armoured gauntlet, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Scandinavian Nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scandinavian Nations's national animal is the supercar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grand Tour.

Scandinavian Nations is ranked 179,811th in the world and 6,771st in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 330.08 milliStalins.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 304thMost Armed: 379thHighest Disposable Incomes: 393rdHighest Economic Output: 460thRudest Citizens: 495thHighest Crime Rates: 508thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 526thMost Avoided: 549thFattest Citizens: 615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 619thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 677thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 704thLargest Gambling Industry: 822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 835thLargest Retail Industry: 847thMost Secular: 861stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 912thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,012thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,025thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,080thHighest Average Incomes: 1,183rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,345thLargest Mining Sector: 1,417thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,032ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,242ndSmartest Citizens: 2,536thLargest Populations: 2,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,426thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,611thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,576thMost Cultured: 10,450thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,632ndLargest Governments: 20,178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,225th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 506th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 525th in the regionMost Cultured: 569th in the regionLargest Black Market: 662nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 761st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavian Nations, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Scandinavian Nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavian Nations, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavian Nations, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Jeremy Clarkson wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavian Nations, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavian Nations, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavian Nations, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Scandinavian Gearhead ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavian Nations, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Scandinavian Nations's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Scandinavian Nations's influence in Osiris fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
  • : Scandinavian Nations's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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