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Healthiest Citizens: 1,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,380thMost Pacifist: 2,807th
The Republic of
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Population7.29 billion

LeaderCornelius Linnaeus


The Republic of Schlosdurian is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cornelius Linnaeus with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.29 billion Schlosdurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schlosdurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,833 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and Cornelius Linnaeus's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schlosdurian's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Schlosdurian is ranked 202,848th in the world and 154th in Portugal for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.6 Crimes Per Hour.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,874thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,380thMost Pacifist: 2,807thMost Developed: 3,584thMost Influential: 4,332ndSmartest Citizens: 4,518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,808thMost Inclusive: 4,811thSafest: 5,307thLowest Crime Rates: 5,456thMost Cultured: 5,677thNicest Citizens: 5,730thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,043rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,409thMost Efficient Economies: 7,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,532ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,403rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,528thBest Weather: 10,139thLargest Governments: 10,371stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,989thHighest Average Incomes: 12,293rdLargest Insurance Industry: 12,505thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,256thHighest Economic Output: 14,879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,761stMost Secular: 16,642ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,486thMost Stationary: 19,789th
Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schlosdurian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Schlosdurian was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Portugal Brasil and the Algarves.
  • : Following new legislation in Schlosdurian, Cornelius Linnaeus's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Schlosdurian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Schlosdurian was endorsed by The Republic of Blasiu.
  • : Schlosdurian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Schlosdurian, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Schlosdurian, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Schlosdurian, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Schlosdurian, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.


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