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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thMost Influential: 1,623rdBest Weather: 4,125th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Live and let live
Fluffy Longbottom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.187 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.187 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,769 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 9,600th in the world and 533rd in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.32 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thMost Influential: 1,623rdTop
Best Weather: 4,125thSafest: 4,414thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,886thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,925thNicest Citizens: 7,311thMost Pacifist: 7,643rdMost Cultured: 8,005thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,271stMost Developed: 8,317thHealthiest Citizens: 8,398thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,417thLowest Crime Rates: 9,426thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,600thNudest: 10,278thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,783rdHighest Economic Output: 12,193rdLargest Populations: 12,774th
Largest Populations: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 213th in the regionBest Weather: 232nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 234th in the regionSafest: 238th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 297th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 331st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360th in the regionNudest: 368th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 380th in the regionMost Cultured: 394th in the regionNicest Citizens: 404th in the regionMost Pacifist: 419th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionMost Developed: 481st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 533rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 583rd in the regionMost Influential: 636th in the regionMost Politically Free: 846th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 847th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 863rd in the region

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