by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 97thMost Influential: 639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,089th
The Federal Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population950 million

AnimalBanksy Cat

The Federal Republic of Schnuftelland is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 950 million Schnuftellandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnuftellandian economy, worth 105 trillion Tala a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,368 Tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime is totally unknown. Schnuftelland's national animal is the Banksy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schnuftelland is ranked 55,462nd in the world and 2,964th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,445.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 97thMost Influential: 639thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,089thRudest Citizens: 6,312thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,409thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,556thMost Pacifist: 8,650thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,922ndNicest Citizens: 9,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,803rdMost Secular: 9,860thMost Developed: 10,327thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,674thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,055thSmartest Citizens: 12,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,747thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,074thBest Weather: 14,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,336thMost Inclusive: 15,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,626thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,696thMost Cultured: 17,051stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,400thHealthiest Citizens: 19,912th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 222nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 258th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 294th in the regionRudest Citizens: 353rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 385th in the regionMost Pacifist: 477th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 491st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 492nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 497th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 532nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 541st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 583rd in the regionMost Developed: 589th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 643rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 663rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 681st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 730th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 737th in the regionBest Weather: 754th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 766th in the regionMost Cultured: 827th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 833rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 841st in the regionMost Inclusive: 866th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 911th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 933rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 984th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schnuftelland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Schnuftelland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Schnuftelland, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Schnuftelland was endorsed by The Republic of New Tronia.
  • : Schnuftelland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Kohland.


World Assembly

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