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Most Armed: 1,462ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,233rdRudest Citizens: 2,901st
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
With union and strength
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Schudentag

Population630 million

CapitalVennensag

Currencydollar
Animalshark

The Republic of Schudentag is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 630 million Schudentagians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vennensag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Schudentagian economy, worth 75.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,313 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,012 per year while the poor average 24,997, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Schudentag's national animal is the shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Schudentag is ranked 221,396th in the world and 771st in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43.65 Whatever.

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Most Armed: 1,462ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,233rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,901stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,471stFattest Citizens: 4,108thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,326thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,207thLargest Retail Industry: 5,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,464thMost Avoided: 5,846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,030thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,211thMost Influential: 10,039thMost Efficient Economies: 11,466thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,513thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,880thMost Pro-Market: 21,946thHighest Average Incomes: 23,759th
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Most Armed: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionMost Avoided: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 72nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 73rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Schudentag was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, the statue in the Parker Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
  • : Following new legislation in Schudentag, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Schudentag voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".

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