Population | 27.157 billion |
Capital | Dora |
Leader | Langer Gustav |
Faith | Wunderwaffen |
Currency | Kruppmark |
Animal | giant bore weasel |
The Holy Empire of Schwerer Gustav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Langer Gustav with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.157 billion Schwerer Gustavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dora. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Schwerer Gustavian economy, worth a remarkable 6,052 trillion Kruppmarks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,863 Kruppmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Solid-gold toilets are Schwerer Gustavian prisons' least expensive furnishings, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Schwerer Gustavian Space Agency, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Langer Gustav". Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Schwerer Gustav's national animal is the giant bore weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wunderwaffen.
Schwerer Gustav is ranked 145,158th in the world and 2nd in Outer Heaven for Most Stationary, with 179.91416957708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schwerer Gustav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
- : Schwerer Gustav's influence in Outer Heaven fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Schwerer Gustav's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Squire" to "Hermit".
- : Schwerer Gustav altered its national flag.
- : Schwerer Gustav relocated from Osiris to Outer Heaven.
- : Schwerer Gustav was refounded in Osiris.
- : Schwerer Gustav ceased to exist in Outer Heaven.
- : Schwerer Gustav's influence in Outer Heaven fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Schwerer Gustav's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Squire" to "Hermit".
- : Schwerer Gustav relocated from Lazarus to Outer Heaven.