The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.158 billion Scottrickians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth an astonishing 16,575 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 375,372 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", Scottrick has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime is totally unknown. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 71,569^th in the world and 1^st in The Monastery for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.84 law-abiding acts per hour.