Population | 8.144 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | cow |
The United Kingdom of Screams of Agony 89 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.144 billion Screams of Agony 89ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.
The thriving Screams of Agony 89ian economy, worth 410 trillion francs a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,464 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Screams of Agony 89's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Screams of Agony 89 is ranked 108,131st in the world and 2,086th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 375.25196122748 days.
National Happenings
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- : Screams of Agony 89 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Screams of Agony 89's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Screams of Agony 89 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Screams of Agony 89's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Screams of Agony 89's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Screams of Agony 89's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Screams of Agony 89's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Screams of Agony 89 relocated from Killers of birds to The Rejected Realms.
- : Screams of Agony 89 was ejected from Killers of birds by Mermaid avenue.
- : Screams of Agony 89 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.