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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,023rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,090th
The United Kingdom of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Screams of Agony 89

Population8.144 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalcow

The United Kingdom of Screams of Agony 89 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.144 billion Screams of Agony 89ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The thriving Screams of Agony 89ian economy, worth 410 trillion francs a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,464 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Screams of Agony 89's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Screams of Agony 89 is ranked 108,131st in the world and 2,086th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 375.25196122748 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 338th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 574th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 629th in the region

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