Population | 35.221 billion |
Capital | ScrublandCity |
Leader | MrScrub |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | scrubby |
Animal | panda bear |
The Scrubbyness of Scrubland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrScrub with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.221 billion Scrublandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScrublandCity. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Scrublandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,236 trillion scrubbies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,662 scrubbies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, and a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scrubland's national animal is the panda bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Scrubland is ranked 941st in the world and 17th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,793.66359872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Scrubland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Scrubland, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.