Population | 40.221 billion |
Currency | snake fang |
Animal | vulture |
The Demonic Nation of Scythian is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.221 billion Scythians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Scythian economy, worth a remarkable 3,406 trillion snake fangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,682 snake fangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cars are banned from built-up areas, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, military spending recently hit a new high, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scythian's national animal is the vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Scythian is ranked 79,129th in the world and 1st in The Liberty League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,833.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scythian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Scythian's influence in The Liberty League fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Scythian's influence in The Liberty League fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
- : Scythian's influence in The Liberty League rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Scythian relocated from Lazarus to The Liberty League.
- : Scythian was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Scythian ceased to exist in The Liberty League.
- : Scythian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Scythian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Scythian's influence in The Liberty League fell from "Hermit" to "Power".