The Prussian colony of Seaforti is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Albert I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.684 billion Seafortians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 40.0%.

The all-consuming Seafortian economy, worth 384 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,302 Reichsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Seafortian military, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seaforti's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is United Protestant.

Seaforti is ranked 22,025^th in the world and 9^th in The Wolf Clan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,826.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.