by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,896thRudest Citizens: 2,605thMost Influential: 4,687th
The Republica of
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Population1.899 billion



The Republica of Sebcenie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CEDRES NIEVES with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.899 billion Sebcenieans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VENEZIOLA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sebceniean economy, worth 284 trillion sebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 149,851 sebs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 489,026 per year while the poor average 34,542, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, judges are all-powerful, the entirety of CEDRES NIEVES's administration can be crammed into a phone booth, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebcenie's national animal is the perro, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sebcenie is ranked 52,476th in the world and 1,773rd in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 77.37 Years.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,896thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,605thMost Influential: 4,687thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,318thMost Avoided: 6,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,854thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,865thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,350thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,763rdSmartest Citizens: 12,986thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,190thHighest Average Incomes: 13,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,514thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,295thMost Developed: 16,548thLargest Mining Sector: 16,597thLargest Black Market: 20,954th
Largest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 170th in the regionMost Avoided: 173rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 315th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 331st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 342nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 350th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 355th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 361st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 414th in the regionLargest Black Market: 447th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 462nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 492nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 509th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 722nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 735th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 741st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 741st in the regionMost Cultured: 798th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 835th in the regionMost Stationary: 843rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 885th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sebcenie was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
  • : Sebcenie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, the entirety of CEDRES NIEVES's administration can be crammed into a phone booth.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebcenie, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops.


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