The State of Sechsmon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 30.409 billion Sechsmonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with International Aid, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Sechsmonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,780 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,454 per year while the poor average 7,677, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, Sechsmon has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Sechsmon in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sechsmon's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sechsmon is ranked 265,456^th in the world and 7^th in Sao Tome e Principe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.34 law-abiding acts per hour.