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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 475thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 481st
The Secondary Cards Conglomerate of
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SecoNd beSt card colleCtor

Population2.681 billion

CurrencyCard
AnimalLegendary

The Secondary Cards Conglomerate of SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.681 billion Second Best Card Collectors live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Card Collector economy, worth 406 trillion Cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 151,783 Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,375,476 per year while the poor average 1,969, a ratio of 698 to 1.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, and adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. SecoNd beSt card colleCtor's national animal is the Legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is ranked 121,854th in the world and 1st in Second Place for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,013.36 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 475thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 481stRudest Citizens: 605thHighest Crime Rates: 749thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 982ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,119thFattest Citizens: 1,246thMost Armed: 1,421stMost Politically Free: 1,627thMost Avoided: 1,672ndMost Pro-Market: 1,781stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,857thLargest Retail Industry: 2,079thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,794thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,893rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,969thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,599thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,667thLargest Mining Sector: 8,143rdNudest: 10,418thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,459thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,787thMost Efficient Economies: 15,662ndMost Extreme: 15,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,691stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,126thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,404thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,663rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,651st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : SecoNd beSt card colleCtor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : SecoNd beSt card colleCtor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor.
  • : SecoNd beSt card colleCtor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.

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