Population | 6.547 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 112 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.547 billion Second Best Puppet 112ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 112ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,381 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
The carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, many Second Best Puppet 112ians are their brothers' keepers, and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Legendary'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 112's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 112 is ranked 102,916th in the world and 1,529th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0196655828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 112 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Second Best Puppet 112 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Legendary'.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, many Second Best Puppet 112ians are their brothers' keepers.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 112, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.