Population | 6.546 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 128 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.546 billion Second Best Puppet 128ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 128ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,350 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, Second Best Puppet 128ian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 128's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 128 is ranked 13,565th in the world and 534th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.8 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, Second Best Puppet 128ian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, the Second Best Puppet 128 City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
- : Second Best Puppet 128 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 128, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.