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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,315thMost Devout: 3,831stFattest Citizens: 5,343rd
The Second Best Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Second Best Puppet 41

Population6.663 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 41 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.663 billion Second Best Puppet 41ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 41ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,116 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 41's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 41 is ranked 102,989th in the world and 1,602nd in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0176864174 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,315thMost Devout: 3,831stFattest Citizens: 5,343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,438thLargest Black Market: 5,687thLargest Retail Industry: 5,940thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,198thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,225thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,701stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,857thNudest: 8,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,401stHighest Average Incomes: 12,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,748thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,054thMost Cultured: 16,447thLargest Mining Sector: 17,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,243rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,243rdHighest Economic Output: 22,547thMost Developed: 22,850thLargest Governments: 23,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,531stMost Patriotic: 26,333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,539th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionMost Income Equality: 120th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 214th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.

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