Population | 6.663 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 41 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.663 billion Second Best Puppet 41ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 41ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,116 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 41's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 41 is ranked 102,989th in the world and 1,602nd in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0176864174 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 41, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.