Population | 6.628 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 78 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.628 billion Second Best Puppet 78ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 78ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,070 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Second Best Puppet 78 will pay them to stop, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 78's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 78 is ranked 102,938th in the world and 1,564th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.0192836386 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Second Best Puppet 78 will pay them to stop.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Second Best Puppet 78 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Second Best Puppet 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 78, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.