Population | 6.561 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 90 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.561 billion Second Best Puppet 90ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 90ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,354 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,647 per year while the poor average 35,989, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.
The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 90's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 90 is ranked 102,924th in the world and 1,550th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01944336072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.