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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,315thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,217th
The Second Best Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
2
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Second Best Puppet 90

Population6.561 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 90 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.561 billion Second Best Puppet 90ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 90ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,354 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,647 per year while the poor average 35,989, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 90's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 90 is ranked 102,924th in the world and 1,550th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01944336072 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,315thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,217thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,560thMost Devout: 7,228thMost Efficient Economies: 7,405thNudest: 8,452ndLargest Black Market: 9,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,623rdLargest Governments: 9,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,944thLargest Retail Industry: 10,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,569thHighest Average Incomes: 13,819thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,258thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,326thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,969thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,617thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,437thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,696thMost Developed: 23,745thHighest Economic Output: 24,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,266thMost Cultured: 28,957th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 101st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 151st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 205th in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 244th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 90, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.

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