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Most Secular: 168thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 997thLargest Retail Industry: 1,245th
The Misotheistic Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
All gods must be persecuted for crimes against Humanity
The Secular Maltheist Party
Defense Minister, Councilor of State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Secular State of the Philippines

Population12.555 billion

CapitalGolgotha where gods are crucified
LeaderThe Secular Maltheist Party
FaithPersecution of Gods and Deities

AnimalPhilippine Water Buffalo

The Misotheistic Republic of Secular State of the Philippines is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Secular Maltheist Party with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.555 billion Filipinos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golgotha where gods are crucified. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secular State of the Philippinesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,435 trillion Rizals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,669 Rizals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Philippine Water Buffalo is only seen in captivity programs, the barter economy has taken over as the Rizal has become worthless, preservative-laden Secular State of the Philippinesian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Secular State of the Philippines's national animal is the Philippine Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Persecution of Gods and Deities.

Secular State of the Philippines is ranked 4,257th in the world and 3rd in Philippines for Rudest Citizens, with 162.13 Insults Per Minute.

Most Secular: 168thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 997thLargest Retail Industry: 1,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,490thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,732ndMost Developed: 1,746thMost Efficient Economies: 1,878thSmartest Citizens: 2,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,306thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,518thHighest Average Incomes: 2,741stHighest Economic Output: 3,902ndRudest Citizens: 4,257thLargest Governments: 5,041stMost Influential: 5,875thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,944thMost Cultured: 6,068thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,509thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,956thMost Inclusive: 7,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,368thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,727thLowest Crime Rates: 8,789thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,024thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,157thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,206thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,693rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,743rdSafest: 17,032ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,917thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,842ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,240thBest Weather: 22,795thLargest Populations: 23,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,630th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Ecnav Enitsuj, Seludong, Republic of Bukidnon, Fort Ilocandia, Nfenze, Atraewa, Bayin, Berlande, and Carig.

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