The Republic of Segland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Alexei Haussmann with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.973 billion Seglanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ryutsvaag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Seglandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,423 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,323 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,719 per year while the poor average 24,452, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

It's always rabbit season, every workday begins with group therapy, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ryutsvaag to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segland's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Segland is ranked 22,609^th in the world and 30^th in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.67 law-abiding acts per hour.