The Federation of Seimoporl is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 596 million Seimoporlians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strautin. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Seimoporlian economy, worth 73.0 trillion Swedish Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,449 Swedish Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, neighboring nations are tired of Seimoporl's big fish stories, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seimoporl's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seimoporl is ranked 294,617^th in the world and 1^st in The Near South for Fattest Citizens, with 5.53 Obesity Rate.