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Highest Economic Output: 5,509thLargest Populations: 6,918thMost Devout: 8,273rd
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Seinfeld

Population20.69 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderLarry David
FaithFestivus

CurrencyVandalay
Animalring-tailed lemur

The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Larry David with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.69 billion Seinfeldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Seinfeldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,739 trillion Vandalays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,424 Vandalays, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Seinfeldians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, Larry David's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and the official Seinfeldian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seinfeld's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Festivus.

Seinfeld is ranked 221,961st in the world and 15th in Seinfeld for Most Primitive, scoring -203.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Economic Output: 5,509thLargest Populations: 6,918thMost Devout: 8,273rdMost Stationary: 8,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,114thMost Influential: 9,406thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,840thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,240thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,507thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,287thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,786thLargest Black Market: 14,268thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,027thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,929thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,951stHighest Average Incomes: 18,966thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,399thHealthiest Citizens: 20,110thLargest Governments: 20,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,342ndMost Authoritarian: 24,172nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, the official Seinfeldian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Seinfeld was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, Larry David's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, Seinfeldians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Ring-tailed Lemur Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Seinfeldian roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.

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