by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,319thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,977th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Taken In The Wild
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population382 million



The Constitutional Monarchy of Selfide is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 382 million Selfideans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camera. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Selfidean economy, worth 30.5 trillion Selfies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,905 Selfies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfide's national animal is the Teenager, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Selfide is ranked 149,143rd in the world and 834th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 9.25 Obesity Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,319thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,977thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,149thTop
Safest: 14,763rdMost Influential: 15,584thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,871stMost Pacifist: 17,358thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,947thMost Inclusive: 20,416th
Most Average: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 144th in the region

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