The Federal Republic of Seliyan progressive Islands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Liliana Times with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.062 billion Seliyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cascanea. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Seliyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,950 trillion Seliyan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 293,272 Seliyan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Prime Minister Liliana Times to meetings with foreign heads of state, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seliyan progressive Islands's national animal is the Toucan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seliyan progressive Islands is ranked 1,348^th in the world and 41^st in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.41 on the Human Development Index.