The Federal Republic of Seliyan progressive Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Liliana Times with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.82 billion Seliyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cascanea. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seliyan economy, worth a remarkable 3,645 trillion Seliyan Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 308,387 Seliyan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Seliyan citizenship in droves, and cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seliyan progressive Islands's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seliyan progressive Islands is ranked 123,024^th in the world and 4,266^th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 34.86 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.