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Most Devout: 4,333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,669thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,011th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Nihil Sine Deo
Kaiser Wilhelm von Wermarn-Arnburg
Influence
Diplomat
Heiliger Kaiser
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Selven

Population13.684 billion

CapitalSelvensburg
LeaderKaiser Wilhelm von Wermarn-Arnburg
FaithProtestantism

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalLion

The Holy Empire of Selven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm von Wermarn-Arnburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.684 billion Bunische are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selvensburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The powerhouse Selvenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,674 Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selven's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Selven is ranked 171,148th in the world and 32nd in New Reich of Bunicken for Rudest Citizens, with 31.21 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,011thHealthiest Citizens: 14,131stBest Weather: 15,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,457thHighest Economic Output: 16,646thLargest Populations: 16,911thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,397thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,463rd
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the region

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