by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,859thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,910thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,899th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Deixe para trás o que não te leva para frente
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Semitico

Population148 million

CurrencyPeças
AnimalLeão

The Empire of Semitico is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 148 million Semiticos are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Semiticoan economy, worth 10.1 trillion Peças a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,017 Peças, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,053 per year while the poor average 17,709, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Semitico's national animal is the Leão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Semitico is ranked 179,061st in the world and 89th in Confederacy of Allied States for Rudest Citizens, with 33.99 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,859thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,910thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,899thLargest Retail Industry: 19,209thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22,174th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Semitico's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Semitico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Semitico, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.

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