The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a staunch environmentalist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.314 billion Seranisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seranis Meadows. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seranisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,906 trillion serans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,343 serans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Seranisian grocery store, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seranis's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fellowship of Leaves.

Seranis is ranked 13,906^th in the world and 223^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 81.99 Atheism Rate.