The Pristine Protectorate of Seranis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a staunch environmentalist with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.606 billion Seranisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seranis Meadows. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seranisian economy, worth a remarkable 8,438 trillion serans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,477 serans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seranis's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Fellowship of Leaves.

Seranis is ranked 10,179^th in the world and 150^th in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 93.96 Atheism Rate.