Population | 44.993 billion |
Leader | Jurgen das Kiint |
Currency | Bullion |
Animal | virus |
The Yoke of Serious Problems is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jurgen das Kiint with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 44.993 billion Serious Problemsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The thriving Serious Problemsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,885 trillion Bullions a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 86,359 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Procrastination is a national sport, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Jurgen das Kiint has just been declared ruler of Serious Problems in an international press conference, and civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serious Problems's national animal is the virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Serious Problems is ranked 17,421st in the world and 262nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,714.24086121848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Meow of Wonseon.
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : Serious Problems's influence in The Rejected Realms fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Serious Problems was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Serious Problems was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 34 » Yoshiterra, Arkhane, Emeseses, Panormia, Razorback, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, Farrakhan, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, Saavir Yuvon, Hyponichtmallieturam, Precisely Nothing, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Iskusia, Nation6, Ignormus, Rathesia, 3Turtilia, Europeasia, Elaribel, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, New French Nation, Stal Valley, Cyptopir, and Wonseon.