by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdHealthiest Citizens: 203rd
The Lunacy of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Reality is merely an illusion
Lord Gizmo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Servants of Gizmo

Population13.408 billion

CapitalGizmo City
LeaderLord Gizmo
FaithCult Of The Cat

CurrencyCat Treat

The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 13.408 billion Servants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 6.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,534 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,062 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the government snoops on private internet connections, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 87,573rd in the world and 3,751st in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 205.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Best Weather: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdHealthiest Citizens: 203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228thMost Developed: 251stMost Secular: 272ndLongest Average Lifespans: 284thMost Inclusive: 613thSmartest Citizens: 920thMost Cultured: 975thLowest Crime Rates: 1,129thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,701stMost Influential: 1,822ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,127thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,995thMost Stationary: 5,284thHighest Economic Output: 5,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,306thMost Pacifist: 10,345thSafest: 11,150thTop
Largest Governments: 14,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,077thMost Efficient Economies: 16,997thLargest Populations: 17,679thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,372nd
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionMost Stationary: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionLargest Populations: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 308th in the regionSafest: 376th in the regionMost Pacifist: 379th in the regionLargest Governments: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 442nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 478th in the regionRudest Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 614th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 707th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Servants of Gizmo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Lord Gizmo's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Pakitsk, VW53Aland, La xinga, H-Zhena, BearStackof2015, Ridann, Joundia, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Talitoa, Imperial Akatsuki, A Slanted Black Stripe, Plazland, The Death Syndicate, Libertanny, Narinoland, Wiranath, Mundiferrum, ReeK, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Drunken Seal Islands, Kublam, Bakaworld, Matdor, United China Nation, Headpat Central, New Birblands, Adolanta, CopyCato, Squid Ruinosa, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, British Calradia, Kaigi, Euricanis, Lanagon, Roliganistan, Axdel, Trimmania, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Propwash, Bullpups, Lyontisia, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Enlil, Dragonia, Goodnamesarerare, Dark Edgyness, Kangarawa, Socialist Holy American Empire, and 80 others.Slys Paws, Grossvietnam, Elejamie, Unger under over, Osterreich und Ungarn, Adavan, Eagas, Sen Jast, Bai Lung, Wanabe, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Taurora, Wizardonia, Chubaka, Rhealaliit, Dragons Blood, Tawuse, Kampf Empire, Kyrloth, The Militarius Imperium, Am Echad, Under Sea Desert, Iodinia, Evrigenis, Rainbow Vests, Liberstankonia, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Tretrid, Freedomindia, Schrebia, Ripsylvania, Distro-Spartica, Blobbo, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Yossito II, Raunch, Mays Austrian Nation, Khadah, 3 14159265358979323846264, Dreamersistan, Belora Gyles, Merlovich, Bynzich, Hexyia, Seri Tai Republic, Sovietsoyuz, Chria Deau, North Insomnia, A mean old man, Centrical Union, Pastellene, BuciLand, Santa Dystopia, Kagorg Bra Corna, Survivoristan, Chriona, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Ephem, Eternal Progress, Modra, New Leganes, Oofery, Kavanos, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Layngderfleethe, Yelkinam, Rawdank, and Flying Snow.

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