The Syndicate of Servilis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alyna Syrmisk with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.161 billion Servilites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belokar. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Servilisian economy, worth 704 trillion lycras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 136,466 lycras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, interest in globalism never flags, and posters on 'Servilisian Values' advise against being proud of Servilis. Crime is totally unknown. Servilis's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Servilis is ranked 7,377^th in the world and 312^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 58.98 Whatever.