The Syndicate of Servilis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tiskin Glasik with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.637 billion Servilites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belokar. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Servilisian economy, worth 419 trillion lycras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 115,323 lycras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the comic book series 'Tiskin Glasik and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Servilis's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Servilis is ranked 154,276^th in the world and 708^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Average, scoring 29.32 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.