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Most Influential: 607thLowest Crime Rates: 643rdHighest Economic Output: 917th
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The Truth Is Out There...
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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SetiCrunchers

Population33.449 billion

CapitalSetiCrunchers City
LeaderSetiCruncher

Currencydata packet
Animalradio observatory

The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SetiCruncher with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 33.449 billion SetiCrunchersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SetiCrunchers City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SetiCrunchersian economy, worth a remarkable 8,479 trillion data packets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,500 data packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and SetiCruncher's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SetiCrunchers's national animal is the radio observatory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SetiCrunchers is ranked 607th in the world and 9th in Canada for Most Influential, scoring 139,776 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Influential: 607thLowest Crime Rates: 643rdHighest Economic Output: 917thSafest: 1,253rdMost Devout: 1,326thSmartest Citizens: 1,430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,550thLargest Mining Sector: 1,618thLargest Governments: 1,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,087thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,136thLargest Populations: 2,190thMost Developed: 2,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,639thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,574thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,820thHighest Average Incomes: 3,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,458thMost Cultured: 5,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,360thMost Patriotic: 6,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,709thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,285thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,310thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,422ndHighest Food Quality: 11,545thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,951stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,751stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20,467th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SetiCrunchers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : SetiCrunchers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : SetiCrunchers was endorsed by The Republic of Pineapple Territory.
  • : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, SetiCruncher's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : SetiCrunchers was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : SetiCrunchers was endorsed by The Republic of Pineapple Territory.
  • : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : SetiCrunchers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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