by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 1,937th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6,839th Most Politically Free: 7,471st
The Pink Queendom of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
🌸 Beauty and Smart 👩🏻‍🏫
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Population5.652 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom
LeaderHer Majesty Lucy Katherine of Winchester


The Pink Queendom of Sexy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Her Majesty Lucy Katherine of Winchester with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.652 billion sexy people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish sexy economy, worth 165 trillion sex-appeals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 29,277 sex-appeals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, builders across Sexy are blocked up with orders for new public loos, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sexy's national animal is the flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sexy is ranked 59,057th in the world and 2nd in Playboy for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,302.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,937thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,839thMost Politically Free: 7,471stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,456thMost Extreme: 12,136th

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