|Leader||Her Majesty Lucy Katherine of Winchester|
The Pink Queendom of Sexy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Her Majesty Lucy Katherine of Winchester with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.403 billion sexy people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish sexy economy, worth 218 trillion sex-appeals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 29,536 sex-appeals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, builders across Sexy are blocked up with orders for new public loos, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sexy's national animal is the flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sexy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Sexy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Sexy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Sexy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Sexy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Sexy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Sexy's influence in Playboy rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
- : Sexy proposed constructing embassies between Playboy and Southern Malibu Islands.
- : Sexy proposed constructing embassies between Playboy and California.
- : Sexy proposed constructing embassies between Playboy and Chicago.