by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 534thMost Influential: 980thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,780th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
One country, forever one
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population9.475 billion

CapitalSaint Vincent
LeaderKing Joseph

CurrencySeythennian gold dollar

The Kingdom of Seythennia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.475 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 1,781 trillion Seythennian gold dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,982 Seythennian gold dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Seythennia is often a lifetime appointment, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seythennia is ranked 229,881st in the world and 7,480th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 534thMost Influential: 980thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,951stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,399thMost Developed: 3,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,863rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,274thLargest Black Market: 4,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,467thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,571stMost Cultured: 4,985thHealthiest Citizens: 5,045thSmartest Citizens: 5,113thLargest Governments: 5,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,397thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,408thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,251stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,530thHighest Average Incomes: 7,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,320thMost Efficient Economies: 8,691stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,405thHighest Economic Output: 9,589thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,445thTop
Best Weather: 12,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,381stNicest Citizens: 14,501stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,250thMost Secular: 15,842ndMost Income Equality: 18,376thMost Stationary: 24,281st
Largest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionMost Developed: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 141st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Black Market: 169th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 217th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 246th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 295th in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 430th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 432nd in the regionMost Stationary: 498th in the regionNicest Citizens: 520th in the regionMost Secular: 534th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 548th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 791st in the regionMost Income Equality: 799th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Seythennia endorsed The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : Seythennia was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : Seythennia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Seythennia is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Seythennia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Seythennian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, the internet has been placed under government control.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 270 » Western Fardelshufflestein, New Briantown, Qvait, Tepertopia, Amerion, Purple Hyacinth, Erinor, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Land Without Shrimp, The Two Jerseys, Rad Asia, Yeldarbsland, Blaash, Sanden, Walloonia, Darakin, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Southern Numenor, South Caleblan, Ralphburg, Direwolf1, Zaelith, Iym Winterless, Catsonya, USNE2018, Seliyan progressive Islands, Yellunstryer, Corgitopiaa, Sthalrim, Centristvill, Ebonhand, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Nova Montron, Antarctic Empires, Marstella, Bawkie, Doraya, United Great Holy Empire, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Pamela And Hepatitis, Nowa Europa, Volaworand, Marinho Islands, Wehraboos, Sedunn, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and 220 others.Bumblegaria, Drystar, Unielvan Millorvium, Anserisa, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Kiasu-ism, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Tioloman, Transtemporal Shifts, Aumeltopia, Quh, Linden Oak, Tsvetania, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Grianal, Lioniel, House Ahsanul, The Worst army of, Herbert Island, Gonrati, North Kanuckistan, PenguinPies, Steampunk Engineers, Salguod, Rabbitz, Bartonia Nova, Fasire, Poopisiya, Avalonica, Aurcania, Kandorith, Maeiland, Crystal Creation, City States Nation, Abarri, Japanese Federal Republic, Lesinteil, Bod Wareenaland, Bergenu, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Baltenlands, Enplatia, Pax Dracon, West Pastafaria, Calistan, The United Expanse, Stoniamera, Tsunamy, Utondara, Vanbella, Farengeto, Kholdan, Eskvenn, St Oaks, Escevola, Center Lisle, Isokenzar, Los Lonley Boys, RestartAll, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, North Catimestistrianes, Cuuldere, Belschaft, Royaltica, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Shefino, Berlana, Canmore, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, Beepee, Sandaoguo, Spazzhole, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, FreeFishers, The Imperial Frost Federation, Blondiesland, Wakandan Tribes, Kingpins, Treir, Holota, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, Auphelia, Truskawkoland, Levistian, Qawe, The Altan, Of Cheddar, Euro Pacifica, Privatore, Unojo, Ceutalia, Indolos, Kantahania, Independent Southern State of Texas, Freavia, Menesynchro, Maerist, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Kucaland, SteamPunk Squirrels, Aoz, Aschenburg, Proctethia, Scu Greinne, Laamiva, East Mantis, Sapientiano, Yuveska, Malonlandia, Rosdrikk, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, A leftover country, Kroumos, HUElavia, Nori Natto, Tughampton, Britun, Isle of Glastonbury, Shoinkwishima, Oxyliteral, New Amere, The West Valley Mountains, Rectionk, Republik Hintonia, Itani, Steviland, Drew-Topia, Hakk Fiss, Vardanfel, HORLALEK, Lugentzdort, Xergiokia, Idiono, Icn Gaurath, Yeses, Myndia, Amakul, Monstrous Island, Yahshabbat, Great Lungmen, Myhomecountry, Kafeine, Shuckle Empire, Charisma Bonus, Galactic Gelatin, Yavemaya, Venethort, Martzian, Dereistic, Sacal, Farelonia, Dirkistan, South Blossom, Mauricean Islands, Not Austria, Transvolcanic, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Lantzalot, Jammlandia, Arvan Irawer, The Imperial Of Notsep, Ullan, 11th Infanterie-Division, Concrete Slab, Gaia Eden, South Western Korea, Enlightened Australasia, The 3rdGodKing, Markla, Zosnor, Wardoeka, Myness, Xenianianopia, Brunier, Doss Kingly, Andinla, Katikstan, Hypersensible Crybabies, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Page 53, Pencil Sharpeners 2, LadyRebels, Centia Deran, Kelle Sondians, Doge Land, Aresten, Phanama, Greater Scottdascoda, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Doundaly, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Ipugao, East Nagaland, Alambar, Ethoodly, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Dalegreen, Kiani, Rhetiaa, Kaleidescooptopia, Agletgreenia, Beblahbleblo, North Prarie, Merevane, Eastern Mekong, Green Sofia, Solanosco, Galebland, and Danily.

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