by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,194th
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Hemurailis boutta be owned
Eminence Grise
Domestic Marshall
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population373 million

CurrencyHemunic Shekel
AnimalAverage trump voter

The Commonwealth of Shapirostaniahemu is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 373 million Hemunics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The very strong Shapirostaniahemuan economy, worth 22.7 trillion Hemunic Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,867 Hemunic Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Shapirostaniahemu's national animal is the Average trump voter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Shapirostaniahemu is ranked 160,653rd in the world and 7th in Archnox for Most Extreme, scoring 10.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,194thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 20,249th

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