The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Riven Of A Thousand Voices with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.021 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Distributary. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,890 trillion Nuyеns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,468 Nuyеns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... SherpDaWerpian satellites can detect it, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 1,264^th in the world and 1^st in Glass Gallows for Most Pacifist, with 196.56 Cheeks Turned Per Day.