The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dorian Pierre with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.853 billion SherpDaWerpians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyran Primus. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,379 trillion Werps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 268,775 Werps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the Rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 202,994^th in the world and 14^th in Glass Gallows for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.