The Federation of Shivea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Kemuel with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.361 billion Shivs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amazing. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Shivean economy, worth 229 trillion lmaos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,221 lmaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shivea's national animal is the Narci Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jamalist.

Shivea is ranked 25,956^th in the world and 19^th in Fylkirvegr for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,262.49 Tourists Per Hour.