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Population11.879 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I


The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.879 billion ShrewLlamaLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,254 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 273,971 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 193,738th in the world and 256th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 180thMost Secular: 424thMost Efficient Economies: 611thMost Cultured: 951stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,134thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,166thRudest Citizens: 1,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,345thSmartest Citizens: 1,836thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,910thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,989thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,061stMost Inclusive: 2,263rdTop
Most Developed: 2,389thHighest Average Incomes: 2,734thLargest Governments: 3,006thLargest Retail Industry: 3,047thHighest Economic Output: 4,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,651stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,940thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,061stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,299thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,392ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,061stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,613thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,251stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,717thMost Stationary: 11,221stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,437thHealthiest Citizens: 11,631stNudest: 11,851stTop
Safest: 13,293rdHighest Drug Use: 15,853rdMost Politically Free: 20,300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,326thNicest Citizens: 21,619th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the region

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