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Population11.443 billion

CapitalRoyal Ule
LeaderEmpress Cylain I


The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Cylain I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.443 billion ShrewLlamaLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Ule. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ShrewLlamaLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,156 trillion Dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,802 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime is totally unknown. ShrewLlamaLand's national animal is the ShrewLlama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ShrewLlamaLand is ranked 20,124th in the world and 2nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring 84 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Influential: 201stMost Secular: 430thMost Efficient Economies: 598thMost Cultured: 933rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,065thRudest Citizens: 1,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,351stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,366thSmartest Citizens: 1,816thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,822ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,921stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,975thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,985thMost Inclusive: 2,189thMost Developed: 2,320thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,683rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,908thLargest Governments: 2,990thHighest Economic Output: 4,355thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,019thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,568thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,620thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,201stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,718thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,467thMost Stationary: 11,613thNudest: 12,019thTop
Safest: 13,201stHighest Drug Use: 16,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,475thMost Politically Free: 20,124thLowest Crime Rates: 21,003rdNicest Citizens: 21,358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,393rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the region

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