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Most Beautiful Environments: 520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 561stLargest Publishing Industry: 592nd
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Shwe Tu Colony

Population8.233 billion

CapitalParfuhmerie
LeaderSekka Verndara
FaithHeritage of Chao

CurrencyDesyllian
AnimalDela Deer

The Actually we're Parfuhmerie of Shwe Tu Colony is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.233 billion Parfuhmerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,432 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 295,492 Desyllians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 185,902nd in the world and 394th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 88.55 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 561stLargest Publishing Industry: 592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 657thBest Weather: 777thMost Inclusive: 797thSmartest Citizens: 802ndMost Cultured: 933rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,127thMost Developed: 1,391stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,587thRudest Citizens: 1,650thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,811thHealthiest Citizens: 1,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,062ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,176thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,459thLargest Governments: 2,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,722ndNicest Citizens: 3,823rdMost Secular: 3,920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,478thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,811thLargest Retail Industry: 4,844thLowest Crime Rates: 5,353rdHighest Economic Output: 5,667thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,968thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,493rdMost Pacifist: 7,583rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,023rdSafest: 9,632ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,707thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,820thHighest Drug Use: 15,479thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,891stHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,693rd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Average: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Sekka Verndara's childhood.
  • : Following new legislation in Shwe Tu Colony, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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