The Everythingisdefinitelyfineok of Sicilianzo is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 730 million Sicilianzoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larizo. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sicilianzoan economy, worth 58.5 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 80,110 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilianzo's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sicilianzo is ranked 50,266^th in the world and 1,725^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.76 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.