The Free State Confederacy of Siluvia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.725 billion Siluvians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEGO City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Siluvian economy, worth 247 trillion radishes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,267 radishes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 820,598 per year while the poor average 12,069, a ratio of 68.0 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Siluvia's national animal is the turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Siluvia is ranked 2,788^th in the world and 1^st in Mitteleuropa for Fattest Citizens, with 36.19 Obesity Rate.